56 Best Gifts for Men Who Have Everything

The suit-carrier, duffel-bag combo is a hot thing for brands to try these days. For my money, no one does it better than Bennett Winch. Yes, it’s a high price point, but it’s a perfectly functional bag that will last him the rest of his life.

The first iteration in the new age of personal computing; that’s something he doesn’t have yet.

An Esquire favorite, this high-tech ring tracks your health for you and sends it right to your phone. The Horizon is the newest, sleekest model to buy him.

Sounds crazy, but everyone we know loves this little smart bird feeder. Give him a new way to experience his backyard fauna.

It’s not just a handsome catchall for his bedside. It’s also a wireless charger.

For guys who travel a lot, it’s all about functionality. Tumi does functionality better than anyone else, but this Dopp kit doesn’t look half bad, either.

Heated massage goggles that can relieve headaches and help him wind down at the end of the day. Bet he doesn’t have that.

A portable Bluetooth speaker that comes with a built-in light show—it’s one of our favorite tech gifts.

If he’s really got it all, you’re going to have to reach for the top shelf. Glenfiddich 21-year is a great shout for Scotch.

Prices vary

American specialty steaks of the highest quality, delivered right to your door. Who could turn this down?

Not as fancy as a designer, but these are just as cozy.

He’s got his skin-care routine dialed to Patrick Bateman levels, but he still uses Old Spice, or a trendy fragranced body wash, in the shower. Let’s fix that. Soft Services does body care with the same obsession that other brands do face care.

Remember the “How often do men think about the Roman Empire?” meme? This is the gift for those guys. Lanolin, the fat that separates off processed sheep’s wool, is a miracle by-product that’s been used since ancient times. It’s the worlds best hand cream, lip balm, and hardcore moisturizer. Tell him all this as he opens it and he’ll love it.

Here’s a fact that has been forgotten in the 21st century: Men love robes. Hop out the shower, shave, wrap up in luxurious Turkish cotton, and sit down with a drink. That sounds like a joke about Don Draper, but in reality it’s the ideal Wednesday night for most guys.

Persol has the perfect Italian-made aviators. They’re more ’70s movie star, less Joe Biden on the campaign trail. It’s a good place to be, fashionably speaking.

There’s a deep catalog of customizable leather goods he’d want on the Leatherology site. My favorite is this vintage-inspired barrel gym bag. Full leather feels luxe and will last a lifetime, but the shape makes it feel like he’s going to Muscle Beach in the ’60s.