Fellas, the J.Crew Cyber Monday Sale Is Just Flat-Out Absurd

Now you’ll know what being a dog feels like.

Paired with a plain white tee peaking from underneath and some chunky corduroy pants and you’ve got Grade-A winter fit.

V-neck sweaters are certified Ws.

What happens when you combine two velvety fabrics like lambswool and corduroy? Turns out, one funky freaky, very cool cardigan.

We would never play rugby in such a gorgeous sweater. But if these were the team uniforms, we’d have to show up for tryouts at least.

Cashmere’s great and all, but the often flimsy drape leaves something to be desired. Instead, try a thick-knit cotton sweater.

What do Nordic grandmas and Pharrell have in common? Sweaters like this.

Is there any sweater more perfect for a glass of whiskey and a cigar than this?

The ’70s-inspired puffer/bomber jacket you didn’t know you needed.

We’re not a Nordic publication, but something tells us that this parka would go great with a classic Norwegian winter sweater and a warm cardamom bun.

The ’70s-inspired puffer/bomber jacket you didn’t know you needed.

Based on vintage trucker jackets from the 1970s, this one features a rugged Japanese selvedge denim and a superfine cropped length for James Dean levels of cool.

We’re not saying that J.Crew is coming for Barbour’s crown, but don’t be surprised if/when that happens.

Barnin’ Down the House by David Barn.

J.Crew’s Ludlow suit in cotton is a great option if you want to a more casual suit that’s easy to wear as separates.

The matching pants for this warm khaki colorway are made from a beautiful Japanese cotton that’s sturdy and has a sweet sheen.

Oh look, it’s your New Year’s outfit.

Oh look, it’s the matching pants for your New Year’s outfit.

Your hot professor arc starts now and there will be a pop quiz on swag.

Blaze up! That’s what that means, right?

Cotton for super soft breathability, cashmere for opulence.

Waffles in any context are always a great idea.

J.Crew’s cadre of button-ups is just one of the many reasons to shop the iconic retailer. This one is inspired by vintage workshirts and features a lived-in striped cotton fabric with dual chest pockets and a classic fit.

We don’t know the secret that makes J.Crew’s secret wash shirts so good. But we’ve deduced it down to either witchcraft, something in the water, or a well-balanced diet.

Unless we’re talking about a Soylent Green situation, we don’t really care what J.Crew’s secret wash is when the shirts are this good.

J.Crew’s denim and chambray shirts have consistently been some of the best pieces in its collection. Whether you wear it to complement some cozy brown cords, to subvert a tailored suit or to double up on your denim jeans, it’s worth having in your closet.

If you know anything about us, you know we’re suckers for a really good collar, which is surprisingly difficult to find. This snazzy shirt has a wonderfully cut collar with a wider size and a beautiful, subtle curve—the perfect complement for any suit or blazer.

Corduroy ain’t just for pants, fellas. Try these midnight-blue button-down with some vintage jeans and suede boots for a killer kaleidoscope of textures.

Corduroy is pretty much requisite for the cooler months and there are few better options than this pair. Thick luscious wales of super plush corduroy, deep double pleats, and a perfectly relaxed silhouette make ’em drool-worthy.

Wearing white after Labor Day is, contrary to what you’ve heard, highly recommended.

Pinstripes are just as much of a power play business move as they are a chic style statement. So if the only deals you’re closing are Black Friday deals, you’ve made a great business and fashion decision.

White pants after Labor Day might sound confusing (trust us, it’s not). But white corduroys in winter might be a headscratcher. Don’t let it scramble your brain, just throw it on with a dark sweater with some pattern, burly brown boots and a hefty wool coat.

Looking at these extremely festive tartan pants should bring to mind this quote, “fortune favors the bold.”

One of the more fashion-forward pieces in J.Crew’s catalog are these ’70s-inspired corduroy bootcut jeans. In black, they’re even more slick and sexy. All that’s left to do is pair ’em with some equally chic boots.

If you think these rugged lugged boots look great now, just wait until they’re worn in.

Upgrade your sleep setup from sweatshorts and a ratty old tee, please. We are begging you.

The right accessory can take a vibeless fit to brave new heights.

Say “see you later” to your barber and goodbye to frozen domes and lukewarm fits.

How are you gonna swipe your way through cuffing season with frozen fingers?

If you’re going to wear a tie in 2025, make sure it looks like this.

There are so many steps in any home renovation. But the first step in every one is upgrading your house shoes.

A little festive hat, as a treat.